My on-again/off-again (not actually real) relationship with Eli Roth is very much on again, and I couldn’t be happier about it. Excuse me now while I go get caught up with him. 

The greatest thing about the fact that people cannot stop bringing up Zachary Quinto when I talk about this guy is that yes they have met and yes Eli is aware and he likes to tell ZQ that he is “the best looking guy in Hollywood.” If that doesn’t endear you to him I DON’T KNOW WHAT ELSE TO TELL YOU D:

David Spade Skipped the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge and We Love Him for It

I tried to embed the TMZ video but it gave me a hassle, so here’s a link instead. The first video is just a short silly one in which Davey pretends to misunderstand the ALS ice bucket challenge as the “rice bucket challenge” but the second is the one that really got me. I WILL LOVE THIS MAN FOREVER. FOREVER, I TELL YOU. 

He gives my heart the warmest of fuzzies. 

beckyybarnes:

David Spade taking on the ALS ice bucket challenge

Posey does a perfect reenactment of my face during every single scene from last night’s episode that had Deputy Parrish in it

Posey does a perfect reenactment of my face during every single scene from last night’s episode that had Deputy Parrish in it

eeames:

Dilf Wolf

radderthanmyspace:

this is the greatest picture the show will ever produce.

radderthanmyspace:

this is the greatest picture the show will ever produce.

We all loved the music in Guardians of the Galaxy. I know you did! I just want to talk about something here that doesn’t have too much to do with the movie, but still.

I am going to ramble now about stuff that I already rambled to eckses about (sorry, you are getting a repeat!).

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ishipwhateverthefuckiwantto:

So they just needed to cut him open like a bag of steamed veggies and let the poison steam cloud out…

tin-pan-ali:

watching orny adams utter outrage at not being tagged in every coach finstock gifset is remarkably funny

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